The Jay: BOOF! Eyebrows. Also? Punim.
Audiebird: Jesus Christ. She’s a fucking angel.
The Jay: ANGel!
Audiebird: A perfect, woman-girl, break-the-law, fuckable angel.
The Jay: Whose wings I will grab with fists, pull tight and take away her halo.
Audiebird: While LISTENING to Beyonce’s “Halo”
/silence; Audiebird and The Jay stare at Dakota for 35 minutes.
The Jay: I will now compose a Dear John letter to Emma Watson, thanking her for her time as my number one all-time illegal girl crush; her services will no longer be required.
Bangarang!
she is beautiful and SO YOUNG!!
holy multitude of blogs! I used to love your blog, and then it tapered off….but it looks like it’s coming back! Awesome, man!
You know it, sir! Tell ALL your friends.
Dakota is the most gorgeous blond angel in all Hollywood!