Hit. The. Wall.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wall FOOB!

Renee Zellweger has hit the wall What is that?

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallIt’s the opposite of BOOF!

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallSo… not good?

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallUh, no.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI know what you’re going to say…

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallRenee, I mean… what happened?

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallYou know.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI don’t. I can’t conceive of it.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI was never doing THAT well.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallYeah, but still…

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI know…

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallSo. It has happened.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallDon’t do this. Please, The Jay!

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI have to. I must.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallSay it.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallYou’ve hit the wall.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallAre you afraid?

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallSo much.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallCan I come back?

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallThere ain’t no coming back from that.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallBritney did.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallHoney, you are not her.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallFine, break my heart, I expect you to.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallI’m sorry, Renee. Truly.

Renee Zellweger has hit the wallMe too. Me too…

Bangarang!

2 Comments

  1. Kristen says:

    Jay, you crack me up!! Too funny!

  2. [...] I guess I just don’t understand celebrating an actress that zero popularity, zero fashion sense, zero tabloid or commercial heat, and, uh, hello, has HIT. THE. WALL. [...]

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