PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: Jack. Hello. Thank you for coming. My lovely children, Sasha and Melia, are big fans of Kung Fu Panda. We must have watched that DVD on the Campaign Trail close to one hundred times.
JACK BLACK: Skiddush!
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: In fact. The essence of my… foreign policy is partly derived from the… pacifism and emphasis on love and friendship displayed by… the Kung Fu Panda.
JACK BLACK: Holy Fuckalukadingdong! (runs in circles for four minutes)
PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: You keep making this country laugh. Keep entertaining the kids. Especially my kids, the lovely Sasha and Melia. American needs laughter right now. I can do a lot for this country. But to govern, lead and make em laugh, all at the same time? Might be too big a job. Even for me. Do you think you could help?
JACK BLACK: This is not, the greatest conversation in the world, no. NO! This is a tribute, oh!
Bangarang!
I added this post to my Live Obama Inaugural Humor Blog Roundup.
http://angryseafood.com/live-obama-inaugural-humor-blog-roundup/