One can only assume that after celebrating his remarkable victory over gravity, the portly Oscar winner went straight for an immediate post-stand buffet at the lard shack.
Cause god forbid somone paid to keep his figure in a manageable shape (or, at least one that doesn’t prevent him from sharing the screen with another person) takes a few moments a day to EXERCISE. Watching the State of Play trailer is like watching Ben Affleck have a conversation with a wild hog. And I don’t mean Tim Allen.
Ben Affleck looks pretty dashing standing next to the hog, though.
Bangarang!
