The Title Of This Post Is “Facial Expression”


The important things in this image, in order:

1 – Eva’s biforcated forehead vein.

2 – Kate’s tight lips and clenched mouth (can’t you just tell how much she likes Eva?)

3 – Eva’s perfectly sculpted eyebrows.

4 – The ungodly laugh lines and skin mulch on K-Becks.

5 – Eva looking the wrong way. Because she’s talented.

6 – Kate’s dead eyes (again with the loving being in this picture).

7 – What is Kate’s hand resting on, air?

8 – Bangs.

9 – Belt on Dress.

10 – Is Eva wearing spankies as a dress?


About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch,, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @
This entry was posted in Celebrity, Eva Mendes and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>