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Monthly Archives: March 2009
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 9 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
When a monstrously funded, intelligently engineered, brilliantly conceived production chooses to be so lazy as to make their Theme of the Week “Whatever is on your iPod Shuffle”, I have no choice but to answer their laziness with some of … Continue reading
Enumerating the Ways In Which I Lose My Shit Over the Where The Wild Things Are Trailer
I have now spent what seems like 14 full days watching the Where The Wild Things Are trailer. It’s nourishment for me, sustenance, at this point. I feel that if I don’t watch it, dissect it, consume it, I will … Continue reading
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 10 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
You know what’s the best? An American Idol season where the producers pick the Themes without paying attention to the musical styles of the contestants. We had Country Night last week and no one in the Top 11 is a … Continue reading
Harper’s Globe: Episode 1 – “Fresh Start”
I’m gonna need you to get ahead and watch this video. IMMETES. In continuing my recent “you might not know this about The Jay” Tour, I wanted to tell you that when I’m not online skewering celebrities and on my … Continue reading
Wild Things Poster Boof!
I want to see all sorts of this movie. All sorts! Bangarang! [ | | | ]
Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 11 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale
American Idol has a huge Country fanbase. We know this because contestants like Kristy Lee Cook routinely make it to the Top 7. We know this because Carrie Underwood is the highest selling Country Artist in music today. We know … Continue reading
SJP And The Jay Go For A Very Important Walk
Sarah Jessica Parker gallops down the road with The Jay. SJP: Where we goin’, Jay? The Jay: We’re going for some ice cream, SJP. Would you like that? Would you like some ice cream? SJP: Oh yes, I LOVE ice … Continue reading