Monthly Archives: March 2009

Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 9 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Posted on March 31, 2009 by Jason Matthews

When a monstrously funded, intelligently engineered, brilliantly conceived production chooses to be so lazy as to make their Theme of the Week “Whatever is on your iPod Shuffle”, I have no choice but to answer their laziness with some of … Continue reading →

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Enumerating the Ways In Which I Lose My Shit Over the Where The Wild Things Are Trailer

Posted on March 26, 2009 by Jason Matthews

I have now spent what seems like 14 full days watching the Where The Wild Things Are trailer. It’s nourishment for me, sustenance, at this point. I feel that if I don’t watch it, dissect it, consume it, I will … Continue reading →

Posted in BOOF!, Life and Times of The Jay, Miscellaneous Pop Culture | Tagged best trailer ever, i will name my son max, spike jonze deserves a cupcake, where the wild things are trailer | 2 Comments

Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 10 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Jason Matthews

You know what’s the best? An American Idol season where the producers pick the Themes without paying attention to the musical styles of the contestants. We had Country Night last week and no one in the Top 11 is a … Continue reading →

Posted in American Idol, American Idol: Season Eight, American Idol: Season Seven, Television | Tagged megan joy is hot and dumb, michael sarver is a vampire, paula abdul likes to color, randy jackson is useless, why is kara always so horny? | 3 Comments

Harper’s Globe: Episode 1 – “Fresh Start”

Posted on March 18, 2009 by Jason Matthews

I’m gonna need you to get ahead and watch this video. IMMETES. In continuing my recent “you might not know this about The Jay” Tour, I wanted to tell you that when I’m not online skewering celebrities and on my … Continue reading →

Posted in Life and Times of The Jay, Lindsay Lohan, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Television | Tagged eqal webseries, harper's globe, melanie merkosky is awesome | 5 Comments

Wild Things Poster Boof!

Posted on March 18, 2009 by Jason Matthews

I want to see all sorts of this movie. All sorts! Bangarang! [ | apache/2.4.35 (win64) php/7.2.10 server at 188.165.193.163 port 80 | | ]

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Grading the American Idol Season Eight Top 11 on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Posted on March 17, 2009 by Jason Matthews

American Idol has a huge Country fanbase. We know this because contestants like Kristy Lee Cook routinely make it to the Top 7. We know this because Carrie Underwood is the highest selling Country Artist in music today. We know … Continue reading →

Posted in American Idol, American Idol: Season Eight, Television | Tagged american idol predictions, american idol top 11 grades, country equals the jay is bored | 4 Comments

SJP And The Jay Go For A Very Important Walk

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Jason Matthews

Sarah Jessica Parker gallops down the road with The Jay. SJP: Where we goin’, Jay? The Jay: We’re going for some ice cream, SJP. Would you like that? Would you like some ice cream? SJP: Oh yes, I LOVE ice … Continue reading →

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