Jennifer Aniston took a brake from not talking about her divorce from Brad Pitt to open up to Elle UK about her divorce from Brad Pitt. And while that pretty much sounded like “wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah, wah” while Kermit opens the toy closet door to see a space shuttle launch, the former Friend also sounded off on the state of her career.
She had this to say about the roles her place in Hollywood, and her desire to branch out:
“I get offered funny, quirky, pretty roles,” says the star, who will attend the London premiere of Marley & Me tonight. “I’d love to do an action movie. James Bond! Glamour! Daniel Craig! Shit-loads of fun!”
But that’s not all she said about the types of parts she’d like to play (or the language bombs she dropped). Jen also talked about her fondness for drama. She had this to say about that:
“I’d love to do a drama. Meryl Streep! Pale Skin! Sean Penn! Cock-rockets of gravitas!”
Could Aniston be possibly considering a turn to the geekier side of acting?
“I’d put my hair in cinnamon buns to do a Sci-fi movie. Jedi’s! CGI Mutants! William Shatner! Fuck-buckets of enjoyment!”
Jen commented on the recent revival success of period pieces, and her fondness to pull a Julia Roberts in Act Three of Notting Hill:
“I would suck a strumpet to do a period piece! Corsets! Powder Wigs! Colin Firth! Twat-loads of good times!”
Ultimately, Jen believes her future remains in comedy. Though she would like to try her hand at something beyond sitcoms, slapstick and Stiller.
“I would molest a child to be in a Woody Allen movie! Stammering Dialogue! Nebbishy Jews Not Named Ross! Scarlet Johansson! Ass-blasts of high-brow entertainment!
As we wait to see what Jennifer Aniston has planned, she can be seen in the upcoming Romantic Comedy (natch) The Baster with Jason Bateman, and can be ignored in the upcoming Romantic Drama (oooh, range-y!) Traveling with current side-sweep Silver Medalist Aaron Eckhart.
And, to be sure, can be read talking about her divorce from Brad Pitt in any number of fine monthly periodicals.
Bangarang!
