I am bored of this Top 36 nonsense. Tonight especially, was worthless and utterly predictable. Lil Rounds has been pimped as the BBV (Big Black Voice) for the season, you KNEW Scott MacIntyre was getting a pass, and whomever else gets through is merely cannon fodder, so who gives a Seacrest? I also don’t like that Groups 1 and 2 were super-stacked with talent, but Group 3 was super-light, giving added safety to the producers chosen ones. Much as I love him, MacIntyre wasn’t getting past Adam Lambert last week, or Danny Gokey the week before. Sometimes the Idol Machine can be quite subtle with their puppeteering. This was not one of those times.
Why are they making us sit through this bullshit and not even giving us a hint as to how the Wild Card round is going to go? Or who will be involved? I need to know the future of my Pantheon Bruny Boof Casey Carlson, and my special needs Boof Megan Joy Corkrey (who I think WILL be a Wild Card and WILL make the Top 12). I need to know if they’re going to just cherry pick their favorite/most marketable girls, as that’s what they need to fill out the Top 12, and if so, will it just be Hot blonde country girl, Quirky Rocker Chick and Project Girl, as it seems to be every year. And will Ryan continue to dress like he’s going to his boring middle management accounting job, instead of being the smooth-suited Reality TV Host we all know he is?
So many questions, so many boring contestants to get rid of before the answers are given. Let’s get this over with, shall we?
GROUP 3 – Top 12
Von Smith – His big voice cannot be denied, and nor can his total annoyingness.
Taylor Vaifanua – I see no reason to comment on someone I’ll never see again.
Alex Wagner-Trugman – Watching him makes me very scared that Idol is pulling a prank.
Arianna Afsar - Idol isn’t rolling on the cute girls this year. It’s too bad…
Ju’Not Joyner - Good, not great, he’ll go through on the popularity of the song.
Kristen McNamara - The most natural voice this year, but I hate her on principle.
Nathaniel Marshall - I didn’t like Danny Noriega, why would I like/ vote for Nathaniel?
Felicia Barton - Dug the bangs, dug the leather, did not dig the whatever vocal.
Scott MacIntyre - So glad he’s a worthy Top 12-er independent of his handicap.
Kendall Beard - If we’re doing blonde country girls, I think I’ll stick with Carrie.
Jorge Nunez -Who cares about his bloody accent, he’s boring and can’t win Idol.
Lil Rounds -I’ll save my comments about her till she’s in the Top 12.
TOP 3
Lil Rounds, Scott Macintyre, Ju’Not Joyner
WILD CARDS
Kendall Beard, Nathaniel Marshall, Felicia Barton
Bangarang!
