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Enumerating the Ways In Which I Lose My Shit Over the Where The Wild Things Are Trailer

I have now spent what seems like 14 full days watching the Where The Wild Things Are trailer. It’s nourishment for me, sustenance, at this point. I feel that if I don’t watch it, dissect it, consume it, I will lose it, and that is a loss I am not prepared to handle.
There [...]

Wild Things Poster Boof!

I want to see all sorts of this movie. All sorts!
Bangarang!

12 Word Summaries of the American Idol Season Eight Group 2 – Top 12

I’m holding off on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale until the Top 12, when I can actually tell this bus full of kids apart. For now, we’re going with quick summaries.
A quick word about the judges… were they all drunk? Or just really tired (in general or of each other, doesn’t matter)? Way too [...]

12 Word Summaries of the American Idol Season Eight Group 1 – Top 12

I’m holding off on the TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale until the Top 12, when I can actually tell this bus full of kids apart. For now, we’re going with quick summaries. Why? Cause I need to spend the rest of my day figuring out the fuzzy logic that sends three non-gender-specific contestants from [...]

My American Idol Season Eight Early Favorites

How are we a full month into the season and literally nothing has happened except a heinous girl in a bikini, Ryan not-fiving a blind guy and the world-crushing awfulness that is Tatiana Del Toro? Seriously, has there been ONE good note of music sung in four weeks?
By this time last season David Archuleta [...]

LOST BOOF!

Seriously, that’s a hot picture.
Bangarang!

The Finest Delivery of the Word “Thanks” Ever Committed To Existence

I’m also quite fond of the guy’s “we are” as he sneakily leans back. And her head tilt response. And his bit of business straightening out his shirt.
This is quite the well-directed commercial.
And how she walks into the room and presents herself, fully expecting a big response, gets it, but doesn’t [...]

Idol Gives BOOF!

Ever wanted to see what it looks like when a person goes on an audition and gets the part, in the room, in the middle of things, and knows it?
This is BOOF-tastic 20 year-old Casey Carlson:

A petite bruny stunner on the order of Rachel Bilson, likeable to beat the band, with a Southern song voice [...]

BOOF!!!

Please be advised: you are seeing Kate Winslet at her peak. Her absolute peak. Apex City. Summitt Town, population: her. This is the finest representation of Kate Winslet that will ever be. From this point forward, it will never be better than in this moment, on this day. When [...]