What Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are thinking...


What Tony Romo Is Thinking: No huddle, on the 30, defense in Cover 2, Coach calls the smash route, my progression is key corner, then hitch underneath. If the cornerback sinks back to stop the corner route, I throw the hitch; if he comes up for the hitch, I throw the corner. The corner route will be between 22-25 yards downfield. I must throw the ball into the open grass so T.O. can go and get it. If the defense is in man to man the short side of the field will make the depth of the route 18-22 yards. T.O. will close the defender’s cushion, push him inside and plant to the corner. Barber picks up the blitz, buys me time, I pump fake to draw the safety, give motion to the opposite side so the linebackers pull up and I get a clear lane. I set my trajectory at 25 yeards, post out, set my feet and launch. T.O. grabs it and we get six, easy as Sunday morning. And everybody loves me.

What Jessica Simpson Is Thinking: “Hot Dogs! Armour Hot Dogs! The dogs kids love to BIIIITE!”

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