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Posts under ‘Celebrity’
Jake Gyllenhaal Becomes His Movie Title
Four Night Stand
Wondering why I haven’t been blogging lately? It’s not cause the celebrities have been on their best behavior (ahem, CHRIS KLEIN!) I’ve been busy producing my debut feature-length play, Four Night Stand!
No, it’s not about the microscopically short box office run of Ashton and Heigl’s True Lies rip-off Killers, it’s actually a fun [...]
A Disaster of Biblical Celebrity Proportions
Ah, a new day! Got a good night’s rest, blogged about Idol, got frustrated over LOST, I am ready to take on this Wednesday. Time to fire up the old lap top, and see what’s going on in the world…
Michael Vick wants to be a Carolina Panther. Fine, whatever. Obama has [...]
The 10 Actors Who NEED To Have Academy Awards
Certain actors just NEED to have Oscars. Be it due to their talent, charisma, the roles they play or their longevity, there comes a point in certain actor’s careers when it seems insane they don’t have an Oscar. Like Morgan Freeman before he won for Million Dollar Barfy; go back, didn’t you already [...]
The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade
This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 or 27 “good”), just the ones that moved me, entertained me, and enlightened me. [...]
SJP And The Jay Go For A Very Important Walk
Sarah Jessica Parker gallops down the road with The Jay.
SJP: Where we goin’, Jay?
The Jay: We’re going for some ice cream, SJP. Would you like that? Would you like some ice cream?
SJP: Oh yes, I LOVE ice cream. Neeeeeeeeigh!
The Jay: … right.
SJP: What flavor you gonna get?
The Jay: [...]
Pamela Anderson Could Use A Wax
Does anyone else associate Pam’s Hep-C with Magic Johnson’s HIV, in that: what ever happened to that whole deal? Did it just disappear? Are they OK?
Can we put some guys on this?
Or is the whole deal just something we’re pretending never happened, like Mira Sorvino winning an Oscar, Rocky 5, and [...]
Jennifer Aniston Outlines Her Future Career Plans
Jennifer Aniston took a brake from not talking about her divorce from Brad Pitt to open up to Elle UK about her divorce from Brad Pitt. And while that pretty much sounded like “wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah, wah” while Kermit opens the toy closet door to see a space shuttle [...]
The Title Of This Post Is “Facial Expression”
The important things in this image, in order:
1 – Eva’s biforcated forehead vein.
2 – Kate’s tight lips and clenched mouth (can’t you just tell how much she likes Eva?)
3 – Eva’s perfectly sculpted eyebrows.
4 – The ungodly laugh lines and skin mulch on K-Becks.
5 – Eva looking the wrong way. Because she’s talented.
6 – [...]
