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Further Signs You Are Watching A Bad Nicolas Cage Movie

That beacon of movie magic, that icon of cinematic excellence, that scion of taste and culture, the one the looney Nicolas Cage is releasing a new movie this week. It’s called Trespass, about a family held hostage in their own … Continue reading

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I Gotta Say, Today Won’t Be A Good Day

Hackers have waged war on Facebook? Somebody better tell Zero Cool to chill. More NBA players are ditching the US to go play ball in Europe? Fine. Let the damn Turks deal with Kobe’s bullshit for a while. Ben Affleck is rocking a Justin Beiber haircut. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman costume is from the Halle Berry rejection pile. Nothing good so far… Continue reading

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First Time We Met, What Was Your First Thought?

You tell me. And why are you telling me this now? I thought… I thought…you were the most beautiful mark I’d ever seen. All business. Cold…hard…math. Also, I thought you’d like this, obvs: Bangarang, The Jay! moose outlet woolrich parka … Continue reading

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Sean Bean is a Son of a Bitch!

Sean Bean, the renowned, grizzled Englishman movie villain, apparently went full retard with his method badass acting on Sunday night, when he got into a bar fight, was stabbed with a piece of dirty glass, refused medical attention, sewed himself … Continue reading

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Channing Tatum Takes The Vow

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Jake Gyllenhaal Becomes His Movie Title

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Four Night Stand

Wondering why I haven’t been blogging lately? It’s not cause the celebrities have been on their best behavior (ahem, CHRIS KLEIN!) I’ve been busy producing my debut feature-length play, Four Night Stand! No, it’s not about the microscopically short box … Continue reading

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