Category Archives: Anne Hathaway

Jake Gyllenhaal Becomes His Movie Title

Love and Other Drugs James L. Brooks could take a movie title naming lesson or two from the Jakester. Bangarang! [ you don't have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | | 403 forbidden | ]

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Anne Hathaway Has A Lame Netflix List

“MAAAAN, whadoes this pale chick think she know about the MOVIES? I bet she’s got stuff like The Lake House on her Netflix list. MAAAAN, that ain’t no way to watch KEANU! Is he holding guns? Is he doing some … Continue reading

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Ten “That’s What She Said!” Jokes About the New Get Smart Poster

In honor of The Office airing it’s last pre-strike episode last Thursday, I’m gonna drop some Michael Scott-style humor on the poster for Steve Carell’s latest attempt to apologize for Evan Almighty’s existence and fraudulence. But before I get started, … Continue reading

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A Press Release From Anne Hathaway’s Breasts

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

LOS ANGELES, CA – Paramount Pictures, a subsidiary of Viacom Inc. announced today that Anne Hathaway’s breasts, collectively known as “The Hathaway Twins,‿ have signed a three-picture first look development deal. The Hathaway Twins, individually credited as Princess Lefty McGee and Jenny Moon-Unit Zappa, are the stars of the upcoming fashion pic, “The Devil Wears Prada‿. They recently signed with super-agent Ari Emmanuel of Endeavor for representation in all areas. Continue reading

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