Category Archives: Ben Affleck

Conversations with President Obama: Ben Affleck

BEN AFFLECK: Mr. President, it has been an honor to campaign for you. I truly believe you will bring a new vision to this country. And a return to prominence for our wounded economy. Your passion for change, and confidence … Continue reading

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And Now For A Completely Uninteresting Picture of Ben Affleck

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Just A Reminder of Who The Jay Is Voting For…

See no movies, watch no TV, read no internet gossip blogs, listen to no radio, discuss nothing in front of the watercoolers, make fun of no celebritards, tivo not the morning talk shows, pray not at the alter of Keanu, … Continue reading

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Ben Affleck Remembers Dem Good Ole Days…

Yep, I remember dem good ole days. Back when I was one of them actor folk. Life was pretty chill. Mostly just sat around, drankin beers, playin cards, sleeping with narrow blonde women. Occasionally I did sumdat pretendin stuff. Money … Continue reading

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Will Affleck For Food

Uh, gotta any acting gigs? Please, anything you have in your pocket, or production office, will do. I promise not to use it on poker tournaments or runs for political office. I just need them to act. I haven’t acted … Continue reading

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Violet Affleck’s List Of Weekly Chores

Apparently, kids are good for more than just foisting your love of Keanu Reeves on them. If you haven’t heard the remarkable “Celebrity Kid Makes Good” story, let me sum it up for you: Jennifer Garner took her angelic baby … Continue reading

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What $40,000 Gets You With Scarlett Johansson

International screen hottie and budding hack musician, Scarlet Johansson, recently put a date with herself up for auction on eBay. The sham affair is an effort to raise money for the OxFam charity. Some pathetic Britboy actually dropped $40,000 to … Continue reading

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