Category Archives: Brad Pitt

The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade

This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

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A Little Post V-Day Pick Me Up For All The Single Geeks Out There

In the wake of a raft of reasons to never look at a member of the opposite sex again, let alone date them: Chris Brown whomping on Rihanna, Beyonce repping Single Ladies whilst married to an impossibly rich impresario, Dan … Continue reading

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Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities

Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Cruise | 1 Comment

10 Reasons Why The Pitt-Jolie Twins People Magazine Cover Isn’t Selling Well

Russia is at war, the Olympics are happening, the Presidential Election is hitting its peak, and we are losing talented celebrities left and right (R.I.P. Bernie and Isaac)… but let’s talk about something important. Defamer is reporting that the $14 … Continue reading

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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

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Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

Ben Affleck Is NOT A Tool, And I Can Prove It!

This is the fourth definition listed in the Urban Dictionary under the term “tool”: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look is classified by … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, TomKat | 29 Comments