Category Archives: Bruce Willis

The 2007 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards

I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ’0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Celebritards, Film, Harry Potter, Keira Knightley, Keri Russell, Lindsay Lohan, Movie Posters, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks | 10 Comments

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

Ben Affleck Is NOT A Tool, And I Can Prove It!

This is the fourth definition listed in the Urban Dictionary under the term “tool”: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look is classified by … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, TomKat | 29 Comments

“Ride it, Lick it, Snort it, F-ck it!” And Other Celebrity Mottos

I love me a good motto. I love mottos even better when I can steal them from pop culture. Whether it’s Nicolas Cage’s “B.A.D. – Balls Attitude Direction” from Kiss of Death, “A.A. – Attitude Adjustment” from Rad, or my … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Keifer Sutherland, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Morgan Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

I Blame It All On Bruce Willis: Confessions of a Movie Line Waiter

(NOTE: This column was originally written in 2002, to commemorate the release of Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones. In honor of the release of Live Free or Die Hard I am re-publishing it as a tribute … Continue reading

Posted in Bruce Willis, Film, Life and Times of The Jay, Star Wars, Steven Spielberg | 6 Comments

Yippe Kai Yay, Movie Posters!

It’s officially Spring, and you know what that means, the start of baseball season, a gradual increase in tabloids printing Lindsay Lohan bikini (starting from three per week and moving to eleventy-billion by late-July), Joe Francis giving some poor girl … Continue reading

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New Die Hard 4 Poster Doesn’t Suck!

Well, this is MUCH better! Can we please get a petition going to save the “Die Hard 4.0″ title? Die Hard is one of my top five favorite action franchises, and I won’t allow so great a series to be … Continue reading

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