I took one for the team on Friday and took a date to see Enchanted. And while I had no real problem with the movie other than the fact that it was for six year-old girls and not twenty-six year-old guys, the one thing I could NOT stomach was the trailer for P.S I [...]
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Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award
So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007’s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy (and it should probably be stated, completely straight), but let’s get real, he’s [...]
Actresses Who Need To Get Naked (to improve their careers)
This weekend brings us The Prestige, a flick about dueling magicians, as well as being yet another in a string of movies this year to star the dewy blonde fleshpot, Scarlett Johansson. And while many people will be going to see Batman and Wolverine duke it out to see who gets to kill David Blaine’s great-great grandfather, an even greater number of people will be going for one simple reason: to see if Scarlett finally, at long last, gets naked. Well, I’ll save you all some time. She doesn’t.
Picture This: Celebrities in Action
“Mel Gibson. Proving once again that there’s still someone in this world crazier than Tom Cruise.”
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“OH MY GOD! I just realized you’re not Matt Damon. …so embarrassing!”
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“EXPECTO CORONA!”
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“Lemon face, ahhh!”
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“Troll face, ewww!”
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“I think the flapjacks are ready, Jessica.”
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“Since when did Lindsay Lohan turn into a sixty [...]
Things Overheard on the Oscar Red Carpet, 2006
Alright, so here’s the deal… a day after the Oscars I got bad dash of stomach flu. Up until this afternoon, I hadn’t been out of bed since Monday night. And it sucked. If you think for a second it may be fun to hang out in bed for two days, I [...]
The Six Ways To Oscar Gold
As the saying goes, there are two things you never want to see get made, laws and sausages. Whether that’s true or not I can’t speculate, but if I could add one thing to the expression, I would say the third thing you never want to see made is the Academy Awards. Now [...]
Oscar I.O.U
Hindsight is 20-20. Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let’s be a bit less politically correct. Some actors, writer and directors, they come out, they are lauded for whatever reason, then as time goes by we realize something quite substantial… they suck. Maybe an actor got lucky with [...]
The Case Against: Charlize Theron, Two-Time Oscar Winner?
Does Charlize Theron deserve to win a second Academy Award? More importantly, for the good of the movies, do we even want her to?
Let’s get to the case.
Ching-Ching!
That was a Law & Order sound effect, just by the by.
… Oh, shut up, you know what I meant.
Before we start let [...]
Us Magazine’s Head Just Exploded
This is what we get for lasting through a year chock full of crappy movies. This is the reward for an entire news cycle built around Brangelina. This is the pay off for the summer of Britney’s hell spawn. This is the day we have been waiting for.
This is the reason we [...]
