Category Archives: Dane Cook

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

Ben Affleck Is NOT A Tool, And I Can Prove It!

This is the fourth definition listed in the Urban Dictionary under the term “tool”: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look is classified by … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, TomKat | 29 Comments

Honoring 9/11 Way: By Making Fun Of Celebrities!

Better words will come from better writers today, and as such, I will not attempt to editorialize on the impact of 9/11 nor its unending societal reach six years later. I am not a newsman or a pundit, I’m not … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, Vince Vaughn | 1 Comment

Good Luck Chuck Movie Poster Review (This Will Not Go Well For Dane Cook)

Let’s get two things straight, right off the bat. 1. Dane Cook is not funny. I will no longer argue about this. It’s not like one of those maybe/maybe not debates like whether Lindsay’s boobs are fake or if Britney … Continue reading

Posted in Dane Cook, Movie Posters | 17 Comments

If Celebrities Were Transformers

In many ways celebrities are exactly like Transformers. They may walk through the day in their “civilian” form, but when the time comes they transform into all manner of characters (doctors, lawyers, cowboys, the pervert from Happiness played by Phillip … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Dakota Fanning, Dane Cook, Film, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise | 19 Comments

What I Think About Sarah Silverman…

Occasionally I work with a PR firm to help promote their projects. I’ve plugged Freedom Writers, Norbit, Blades of Glory and a few others. It’s no hardship for me as I would have probably written something about those movies anyway, … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman | 14 Comments