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Halle Berry Is NO Sell-Out!

Academy Award-winning dramatic actress and all-around classy lady, Halle Berry, is stirring up headlines with the news that she’ll be joining Demi Moore, Natalie Portman and suicidal Robin Tunney from Empire Records (shock me shock me shock me with your deviant behavior) in the ranks of hot bald chicks on film, when she shaves her [...]

Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search

As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]

Potential Names For Halle Berry’s Baby

UPDATE: Halle has officially picked a name for her baby girl. It’s: Nahla Ariela Aubry. Reminds me of Simba’s girlfriend in The Lion King. And it definitely isn’t as cool as Oprah Tiger Obama Denzel Berry, but then again, how much knowing irony can one possibly expect from an actress and a [...]

Terrible Halloween Costumes Inspired By The Movies

So I’m taking the list, throwing it out on its ass and creating an ever greater one. One that triumphs the values of those movie characters that never get a fair share come late-October. The movie character-inspired costumes that when worn, scream “I have bad taste in movies. Also, I smell a little funky. It’s not me, it’s the leather. Halle Berry Catwoman costumes aren’t supposed to be worn by men. Who wants to party?”