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This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

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After taking under advisement Beyo-err… Sasha Fierce’s sage advice that “if you like than you should have put a ring on it”, and worried that I might possibly have offended that which I hold quite dear by NOT putting a … Continue reading

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You’re enjoying your wizarding day, every spell is going your way, then along comes Harry Partypooper! Always there to tell you about someone else who’s died, a duel that went bad or a muggle who got fried! You’ll beg him … Continue reading

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Congratulations to all you way creepy older men out there who spent the last five years locking the basement door of your mom’s house and furiously downloading pictures of innocent, pre-approved hottie Emma Watson. Your years of wrist work, tissue … Continue reading

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I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ’0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag … Continue reading

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The most curious and wonderful thing happened to me last week. But first, a lead up… My group and I decided to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix on opening night at the Mann Chinese 6 (we … Continue reading

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