When the Wicked Witch of West Hollywood unhinges her jaw like that, she’s not about to be super nice to you, she’s arming her primary weapon.
This is what Jake Gyllenhaal sees when the doors are locked. In a completely heterosexual way, I weep for his penis.
Bangarang!
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Never Forget: Reese Witherspoon is America’s Sweetheart
Reese Witherspoon Has Some Competition For Her Man
WOOOHOOOO!!!
FUCKIN WOOOOOO, BAAAAAYBEEEEE!
I feel like such a MAN right now! Like I could wear socks with my sandals and nobody would give me shit. Cause if they did, I’d cut them with my man-sword. And I don’t even mean my penis this time!
I wonder if I can get this hat in beige?
Riding [...]

