Jennifer Aniston took a brake from not talking about her divorce from Brad Pitt to open up to Elle UK about her divorce from Brad Pitt. And while that pretty much sounded like “wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah, wah” while Kermit opens the toy closet door to see a space shuttle [...]
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Chandler Bing Offers 7 Responses To Jennifer Aniston’s Nude GQ Cover
1 – “I thought you said the cover was gonna be business casual?”
2 – “All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, “Get out of my men’s magazine, dillhole!”
3 – “Does anyone else have the sudden [...]
Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie!
So we can dispense with that notion right now.
Today, the LA Times posted an obnoxious, poorly-thought out piece on Box Office Sorority Sisters, claiming that with the moderate opening weekend success of 27 Dresses, Katherine Heigl had officially joined the elusive ranks of women who can open a movie on their own. This, as [...]
Celebrity Well Wishes For Brangelina and Shiloh the Infangelina
As always here at The Jay, we like to take the time to honor and celebrate the birth of celebrity off-spring. And there’s no better way to do that then by supposing what some other big name celebrities might be saying to the proud, new parents. Assuming of course that Namibia even has postal service. Or electricity to read the letters once they arrive. Or, you know, if Brad and Angie’s aren’t too busy hiding from lions, or keeping Shiloh away from hungry Hyena’s. Or establishing democracy. Something charitable that Angie loves so much and Brad tolerates because she’s Angelina Jolie.
