“Look at that TERRIBLE cupcake! Yuck! Can she do anything right? I’m nine and I make a better pastry that this moron. And to think, she gets to rub cooties with Justin!
I mean, how hard is it to decorate a cupcake? It’s frosting and candy, done. Simple. She didn’t even [...]
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Arts & Crap With Jessica Biel
Inside the Minds of the Justin and Jessica
/Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel arrive at a wedding
She’s Thinking: I said wear the burgundy tie. I’ll be in a burgundy dress, so we’d match. But no, he had to wear the gunmetal grey.
He’s Thinking: My look is sharp, yo! Tizzle tizzle!
She’s Thinking: I put highlights in my hair. [...]

