When Katie did it, I was fine. I let it go. Sometimes great minds think alike (that is, when they’re not stuck in mind prisons or hiding from their husbands in poorly attended Broadway shows). And besides, her theft of my “Jewociraptor” look was an aside at most. She flung it [...]
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A Quick Word With Jim Carrey…
Ah yes… how do I put this…
Um…
Well…
What I’m trying to say…
On the tip of my tongue…
I can see the words in my head…
The thing is…
It’s just sort of…
Yeah…
It’s like…
The words are coming to me…
So close…
I want this to come out perfectly…
Can’t mess this up, it’s too important…
Has to be right…
Almost…
Just about there…
Here it comes…
Wait for [...]
23 Reasons Not To See The Number 23
Jim Carrey’s new thriller The Number 23 looks about as appealing as your average Joel Schumacher-directed film. This is to say, it looks mediocre. As a public service, I have compiled a coincidentally numbered list of reasons why you should save your money and not go.
1. Directed by Joel Schumacher.
2. Jim’s hair looks [...]
