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Osama Bin Joaquin: Explained

A study was released today focusing on the link between uncommon boys names and penchant for a malicious activity. In the study, David E. Kalist and Daniel Y. Lee of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania found that boys with unpopular names … Continue reading

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Two Douchebags and an Affleck

I’d usually have some nominal post gimmick here; something to justify posting a random picture of celebrity. Not this time. No need for it. I just wanted to point out a few things. Joaquin Phoenix – Hey guy, guess what? … Continue reading

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The World Will Never Know Another Joaquin Phoenix

Dear Joaquin, Hey! I just heard about your retirement from acting. I wanted to wish you my sincere congratulations on this momentous life change, and my sincerest hope that you achieve all the goals of your newfound musical career. When … Continue reading

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