Category Archives: Katie Holmes

Yes MAN, You ARE Stealing My Look!

When Katie did it, I was fine. I let it go. Sometimes great minds think alike (that is, when they’re not stuck in mind prisons or hiding from their husbands in poorly attended Broadway shows). And besides, her theft of … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving, Love The Jay!

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Posted in American Idol: Season Seven, Britney Spears, Eddie Murphy's Giant Head, Gossip Girl, Katie Holmes, Life and Times of The Jay, Mad Men | 1 Comment

Katie Holmes Is Stealing My Look

I will now prove to you, with irrefutable evidence, that Katie Holmes has visited my Facebook page, stolen my look and robbed me of the credit. This picture of me doing my world famous, deadly sexy Jewociraptor pose was taken … Continue reading

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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

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The Jay’s Eleven: Stealing/Saving Suri Cruise

So I haven’t posted in a week and a half. Was it due to laziness? Hardly. I’ve been hatching a plan. A plan so righteous, so progressive and so oddly heartwarming, that it required my full attention. That plan? Rescuing … Continue reading

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Other Things Tom Cruise Was Wrong About

It’s not often that a celebrity admits when they’re wrong. Scandals come and go, but count how many times you’ve actually heard Lindsay or Paris admit the wrongness of their actions or words. You can probably count the number on … Continue reading

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Grammy Katie Plays With Little Suri

OHH! OHH! My little bubbala! I love ya! You’re precious! You love your Bubba? Enh? You love Bubba Katie? You are such a dear! The way I kvell about you at the Synagogue? They haven’t seen kvelling like this! They … Continue reading

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