When Katie did it, I was fine. I let it go. Sometimes great minds think alike (that is, when they’re not stuck in mind prisons or hiding from their husbands in poorly attended Broadway shows). And besides, her theft of my “Jewociraptor” look was an aside at most. She flung it [...]
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Katie Holmes Is Stealing My Look
I will now prove to you, with irrefutable evidence, that Katie Holmes has visited my Facebook page, stolen my look and robbed me of the credit.
This picture of me doing my world famous, deadly sexy Jewociraptor pose was taken on the night of the Mad Men Season Finale on Sunday October 26th:
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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses
So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno does when our fair city performs it’s occasional Tommy Lee Jones failed disaster flick [...]
The Jay’s Eleven: Stealing/Saving Suri Cruise
So I haven’t posted in a week and a half. Was it due to laziness? Hardly. I’ve been hatching a plan. A plan so righteous, so progressive and so oddly heartwarming, that it required my full attention. That plan? Rescuing Suri Cruise from the nefarious -and by nefarious, I [...]
Other Things Tom Cruise Was Wrong About
It’s not often that a celebrity admits when they’re wrong. Scandals come and go, but count how many times you’ve actually heard Lindsay or Paris admit the wrongness of their actions or words. You can probably count the number on your thumb. And even then, the detraction was more than likely court-ordered. [...]
Grammy Katie Plays With Little Suri
OHH! OHH! My little bubbala! I love ya! You’re precious! You love your Bubba? Enh? You love Bubba Katie? You are such a dear! The way I kvell about you at the Synagogue? They haven’t seen kvelling like this! They tell me: “Katie, with [...]
Spending Time With Grammy Katie
OHH, OHH! Tommy! My bubeleh! How are you, dear? Huh? How are ya? You look thin! Why don’t you eat? Enh? Enh? How come you never eat? What, you trying to impress a girl? She’ll like you as you are or pttt pttt she’s [...]
Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search
As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]
Katie Holmes’ NYC Marathon Brain Log
Former WB It-girl and current Scientology Bride Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon this past weekend. She had a lot of time to think about things during her five hour twenty-nine minute run, and by crazy fictional coincidence, I’ve acquired her brain log from the event. Here now is a mile-to-mile [...]
