This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 or 27 “good”), just the ones that moved me, entertained me, and enlightened me. [...]
Posts under ‘Keanu Reeves’
Happy New Keanu Reeves Movie Day!
Today is one of those very special days that only come once, maybe twice a year (if he happens to do a cameo in some middling Indie dreck, cough Thumbsucker cough): the day a new Keanu Reeves movie opens! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, critics are sharpening their swords and devotees [...]
Things For Which The Jay Is Putting A Ring On It
After taking under advisement Beyo-err… Sasha Fierce’s sage advice that “if you like than you should have put a ring on it”, and worried that I might possibly have offended that which I hold quite dear by NOT putting a ring on it yet, even though I love it so, I would like to take [...]
Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses
So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno does when our fair city performs it’s occasional Tommy Lee Jones failed disaster flick [...]
George Carlin Will No Longer Party On
Bangarang!
The Idol Matrix Has You
INT. AMERICAN IDOL PRODUCTION OFFICE
David Archuleta sits alone at a table.
He licks his lips.
The door opens and the American Idol producers enter. Simon Cowell sits down across from David. A thick file folder slaps down on the table between them.
David glances at the name on the file: “Archuleta, David.”
SIMON COWELL: As you [...]
Which Keanu Reeves Character Are You?
In honor of (the best actor known to humankind) Keanu Reeves’ new movie “Street Kings” opening this Friday, I have created an extensive quiz to help you determine which Keanu Reeves character you are.
Which Keanu will you be?
Johnny Utah
Neo
Ted “Theodore” Logan
Kevin Lomax
Weepy Keanu
Take the quiz and find out!
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My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog
Watch the video before you read on!
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My power is more powerful than your power.
My funny is funnier.
I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch
My whoa is better than your whoa.
L-I-V-I-N!
My manly is more manly than your manly.
My talent is funnsmartandgreat.
I’m already my prepping my next reality show.
My TV show is more confusing.
I’m hotter.
I’m more annoying.
Your Oscar speech isn’t [...]
Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search
As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]
Happy Thanksgiving From The Jay!
Bangarang!
