Category Archives: Keanu Reeves

I Gotta Say, Today Won’t Be A Good Day

Hackers have waged war on Facebook? Somebody better tell Zero Cool to chill. More NBA players are ditching the US to go play ball in Europe? Fine. Let the damn Turks deal with Kobe’s bullshit for a while. Ben Affleck is rocking a Justin Beiber haircut. Anne Hathaway’s Catwoman costume is from the Halle Berry rejection pile. Nothing good so far… Continue reading

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The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade

This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

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Happy New Keanu Reeves Movie Day!

Today is one of those very special days that only come once, maybe twice a year (if he happens to do a cameo in some middling Indie dreck, cough Thumbsucker cough): the day a new Keanu Reeves movie opens! The … Continue reading

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Things For Which The Jay Is Putting A Ring On It

After taking under advisement Beyo-err… Sasha Fierce’s sage advice that “if you like than you should have put a ring on it”, and worried that I might possibly have offended that which I hold quite dear by NOT putting a … Continue reading

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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

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George Carlin Will No Longer Party On

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The Idol Matrix Has You

INT. AMERICAN IDOL PRODUCTION OFFICE David Archuleta sits alone at a table. He licks his lips. The door opens and the American Idol producers enter. Simon Cowell sits down across from David. A thick file folder slaps down on the … Continue reading

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