Category Archives: Keifer Sutherland

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

“Ride it, Lick it, Snort it, F-ck it!” And Other Celebrity Mottos

I love me a good motto. I love mottos even better when I can steal them from pop culture. Whether it’s Nicolas Cage’s “B.A.D. – Balls Attitude Direction” from Kiss of Death, “A.A. – Attitude Adjustment” from Rad, or my … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Keifer Sutherland, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Morgan Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

Things Overheard During Kiefer Sutherland’s DUI Arrest

The Scene: Kiefer Sutherland is drunk. And driving. Again. As it were. A cop pulls him over and attempts to put him under arrest for a DUI. The Players: Kiefer, Kiefer’s Alcohol-induced delusions, The Cop, An On-Star Customer Service Representative, … Continue reading

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Celebrity Well Wishes For Julia Roberts And Her New Baby Henry

As is tradition at, we’d like to take the time to honor and celebrate the birth of celebrity off-spring. And there’s no better way to do that then by supposing what some other big name celebrities might be saying … Continue reading

Posted in Brad Pitt, Celebrity, Dakota Fanning, Keifer Sutherland, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams | 3 Comments