I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ‘0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag of fake whore words to describe their actions (”whoreititude” being my current favs), let’s start [...]
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Things I’d Rather Do Than Go See “P.S. I Love You”
I took one for the team on Friday and took a date to see Enchanted. And while I had no real problem with the movie other than the fact that it was for six year-old girls and not twenty-six year-old guys, the one thing I could NOT stomach was the trailer for P.S I [...]
Keri Russell Is Pregnant, The Jay Is Sad
People Magazine is reporting that Felicity star (and Top 5 TheJay.com Hottie) Keri Russell is infested with some civilian’s seed (she didn’t even have the decency to get knocked up by a proper celebrity).
Actresses Who Need To Get Naked (to improve their careers)
This weekend brings us The Prestige, a flick about dueling magicians, as well as being yet another in a string of movies this year to star the dewy blonde fleshpot, Scarlett Johansson. And while many people will be going to see Batman and Wolverine duke it out to see who gets to kill David Blaine’s great-great grandfather, an even greater number of people will be going for one simple reason: to see if Scarlett finally, at long last, gets naked. Well, I’ll save you all some time. She doesn’t.
Ten Things I Learned From The WB
Vaya con dios, The WB. May you forever hold your place in television history as the best network for showcasing talentless, yet hot actors and for airing aesthetically pleasing, yet soul-suckingly bad television shows. You will be missed.
Ten Sequels I Would Love To See
I love me some sequels. I love them when they’re done well, I love them when they’re cheesy. Heck, I even love them when they’re downright sacrilegious. There’s just something about the idea of “getting the band back together” that makes me smile. Sometimes it’s because I know the entire cast [...]
