Category Archives: Matthew McConaughey

Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities

Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Cruise | 1 Comment

Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

Posted in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Celebritards, Celebrity, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shia LaBeouf | 4 Comments

J.K. P-A-R-E-N-T-I-N’

Well alright, alright, alright! It’s a boy. Jager bombs for everyone! Let’s do this Daddy thang! My own little Mini-McConaughey… wow. My stokage level is set to “awesome” and my inner chi is rocked for crazy trimana! Time for Papa … Continue reading

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My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog

Watch the video before you read on! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ My power is more powerful than your power. My funny is funnier. I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch My whoa is better than your whoa. L-I-V-I-N! My manly is more manly than your … Continue reading

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katherine Heigl, Keanu Reeves, Lost, Matthew McConaughey, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise | 5 Comments

Demi Moore’s Leeches and Other Bizarre Celebrity Beauty Regimen

Looking pretty in Hollywood isn’t hard to do. Every celebrity does the same things: eat right, exercise often, get their hair done by professionals, use make-up that matches, highlights and improves their skin, kill babies and suck their blood. It’s … Continue reading

Posted in Ashton Kutcher, Celebrity, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger | 3 Comments

If Everything In Hollywood Were As Awesome As The Fool’s Gold Trailer

If everything in Hollywood were as awesome as the Fool’s Gold trailer there would be no WGA Strike. Writers would be paid in gold and the studios would send them thank you e-cards twice a week. Kate Hudson would only … Continue reading

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Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie!

So we can dispense with that notion right now. Today, the LA Times posted an obnoxious, poorly-thought out piece on Box Office Sorority Sisters, claiming that with the moderate opening weekend success of 27 Dresses, Katherine Heigl had officially joined … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Film, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson | 10 Comments