Category Archives: Mel Gibson

Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities

Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft … Continue reading

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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

Posted in Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Celebritards, Celebrity, Jessica Simpson, Katherine Heigl, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shia LaBeouf | 4 Comments

“Ride it, Lick it, Snort it, F-ck it!” And Other Celebrity Mottos

I love me a good motto. I love mottos even better when I can steal them from pop culture. Whether it’s Nicolas Cage’s “B.A.D. – Balls Attitude Direction” from Kiss of Death, “A.A. – Attitude Adjustment” from Rad, or my … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Keifer Sutherland, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Morgan Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

A Yom Kippur Message From Mel Gibson

To Jews It May Concern: This is Mel Gibson wishing all my Hebrew brethren, the sugar-titted JAP’s and the fucking man Jews, an easy fast and an enriching day of reflection and atonement for all their sins (the war-starting, the … Continue reading

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Things Overheard on the Golden Globes Red Carpet

All the best, brightest and most make fun-able celebrities hit the red carpet for the 64th Annual Golden Globes on Monday. As always, I had spies on the scene recording the secret thoughts of stars. Let’s find out what they had to say. Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Eddie Murphy, Jack Nicholson, JT, Mel Gibson, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Things Overheard, Zach Braff | 6 Comments