Category Archives: Morgan Freeman

The 10 Actors Who NEED To Have Academy Awards

Certain actors just NEED to have Oscars. Be it due to their talent, charisma, the roles they play or their longevity, there comes a point in certain actor’s careers when it seems insane they don’t have an Oscar. Like Morgan … Continue reading

Posted in 2010 Academy Awards, Celebrity, Hilary Swank, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, The Coreys, Tom Cruise | 37 Comments

Ben Affleck Is NOT A Tool, And I Can Prove It!

This is the fourth definition listed in the Urban Dictionary under the term “tool”: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look is classified by … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, TomKat | 29 Comments

“Ride it, Lick it, Snort it, F-ck it!” And Other Celebrity Mottos

I love me a good motto. I love mottos even better when I can steal them from pop culture. Whether it’s Nicolas Cage’s “B.A.D. – Balls Attitude Direction” from Kiss of Death, “A.A. – Attitude Adjustment” from Rad, or my … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Keifer Sutherland, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Morgan Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

Considering the Box Office Potential of The Bucket List Based Solely on the Poster

There are many proven scientific ways of determining a film’s box office potential. Star power, strength of schedule, cool title, total number of naked boobies, franchise potential, genre, the presence of a precocious boy who can see dead people, etc. … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Jack Nicholson, Morgan Freeman, Movie Posters | 1 Comment

The Dubious Box Office Achievement of Evan Almighty

Sometimes you can see something coming from a mile away and still be surprised when it hits you in the face. A few weeks ago I noticed that Evan Almighty, Universal’s sequel-in-name-and-Morgan-Freeman-only to 2003’s mega hit Bruce Almighty, was inching … Continue reading

Posted in Film, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Morgan Freeman, Steve Carell | 5 Comments

Celebrity Tax Deductions

In honor of the most hectic day of the year for crazy, on-the-VT-edge postal workers (too soon?), I dug through the garbage bins of the Beverly Hills branch of H & R Block and found a slew of Celebrity Tax … Continue reading

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Morgan Freeman, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, TomKat | 9 Comments

Things Overheard: Picture This, Blockbuster Sucks & Steven Spielberg is 60

Birthday wishes go out to Steven Spielberg, my all-time favorite director, who celebrated his 60th birthday on Monday. He may not always make the coolest movies, or even the smartest movies, but his movies are always exceedingly watching, expertly made and laced with the type of magic seldom seen on-screen. In other words, he makes the best movies. Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Ben Affleck, Heroes, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, Picture This, Rocky Balboa, Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Things Overheard, Tom Cruise, TomKat | 10 Comments