What I was more surprised about was why the media has up till now chosen to ignore this pervasive form of hate-mongering. That being “Celebrities Who Hate A Group Of People”. I did some digging into this rising trend of bigotry and found some surprising results.
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Celebrity Superpowers
In all seriousness, I know Movie Stars don’t REALLY have superpowers. The closest they come is through CGI and make-up. But wouldn’t it be cool if it were true? If CGI didn’t exist and Tobey Maguire really could shoot spider webs out of his wrists? If Will Smith really could fly a fighter jet into an alien mothership and Jeff Goldblum could take down an advanced alien technology with a simple Apple iMac virus? Yes, things would be a lot cooler if celebrities were mutants with superhuman abilities (as opposed to the regular mutants they are now).
Picture This: Celebrities in Action
“Mel Gibson. Proving once again that there’s still someone in this world crazier than Tom Cruise.”
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“OH MY GOD! I just realized you’re not Matt Damon. …so embarrassing!”
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“EXPECTO CORONA!”
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“Lemon face, ahhh!”
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“Troll face, ewww!”
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“I think the flapjacks are ready, Jessica.”
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“Since when did Lindsay Lohan turn into a sixty [...]
Ten Sequels I Would Love To See
I love me some sequels. I love them when they’re done well, I love them when they’re cheesy. Heck, I even love them when they’re downright sacrilegious. There’s just something about the idea of “getting the band back together” that makes me smile. Sometimes it’s because I know the entire cast [...]
Oscar I.O.U
Hindsight is 20-20. Ok, now that we got that out of the way, let’s be a bit less politically correct. Some actors, writer and directors, they come out, they are lauded for whatever reason, then as time goes by we realize something quite substantial… they suck. Maybe an actor got lucky with [...]
The 2005 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards
The year of “the slump”. The year nobody cared. The year King Kong was a box office disappointment. The year that finally killed the Star Wars Franchise. The year Tom Cruise literally and metaphorically jumped the couch. Whatever you want 2005 to go by, you can’t deny that it was [...]
