Sunday! SunDAY! SUNDAY!
LIVE!!!
IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE!! It’s an A-list celebrity birth!!!
Sponsored by AUSTRALIA!!!!
They have CRIMINALS!!! And ACTOOOOORS!
See Nicole Kidman pose for a celebratory People Magazine cover with NO EMOTION ON HER FACE!!
Read the boring PR statement declaring the couple “HAPPY ON THIS JOYOUS OCCASION”!!!
Prepare to be CELEBABYNATED!!!
WHEN?
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
Watch Nicole give her new baby [...]
Posts under ‘Nicole Kidman’
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Calculating Nicole Kidman’s Surprise Return To Hotness
One of the most distinct and profound moments of my adolescence was the week or so in late April of 1992 when the billboard above the 7/11 on Reseda and Devonshire had the poster of Far and Away emblazoned on it. My eleven year old mind couldn’t seem to process how ridiculously gorgeous Nicole [...]
On The Matter of the Golden Compass Anti-God Controversy…
Groups that protest movies before they are released in theaters are like the guys bombing through a school zone at three in the morning for no reason at all on their souped-up Rice Rocket’s: seriously, slow down!
I’m all for activism, especially in the name of bad culture (the basic point of this site [...]
Picture This: Celebrities Are Just Like Us, But More Gross
“Am I a nice person? God, no! I suck.”
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“This is what happens after you make a movie with Sarah Jessica Parker.”
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“Wanna see my impression of Paris when she’s bored on the set of The Simple Life?”
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“Say Last Call sucks again. SAY LAST CALL SUCKS AGAIN! I dare you, I [...]
