Category Archives: Orlando Bloom

Checking In On Orlando Bloom’s Road To Non-Blandness Recovery

Yep, still bland! Even with a God-sized snot rocked coating his soft vanilla center he still cannot escape his inherent blandness. There may be no hope for him, at all. I should feel delighted seeing him get humiliated in front … Continue reading

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Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie!

So we can dispense with that notion right now. Today, the LA Times posted an obnoxious, poorly-thought out piece on Box Office Sorority Sisters, claiming that with the moderate opening weekend success of 27 Dresses, Katherine Heigl had officially joined … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Film, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson | 10 Comments

The 2007 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards

I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ’0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Celebritards, Film, Harry Potter, Keira Knightley, Keri Russell, Lindsay Lohan, Movie Posters, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks | 10 Comments

What’s Giving Keira Knightley A Lemonface?

She’s the lead in a critically acclaimed new film coming out this week that’s generating her some serious Best Actress Oscar buzz, she starred in the fourth highest grossing movie of the year, she’s recently been named the new spokesperson … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving From The Jay!

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Posted in Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

Ben Affleck Is NOT A Tool, And I Can Prove It!

This is the fourth definition listed in the Urban Dictionary under the term “tool”: “A person, typically male, who says or does things that cause you to give them a ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look. The ‘what-are-you-even-doing- here’ look is classified by … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Jennifer Garner, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Morgan Freeman, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, TomKat | 29 Comments