Ah, a new day! Got a good night’s rest, blogged about Idol, got frustrated over LOST, I am ready to take on this Wednesday. Time to fire up the old lap top, and see what’s going on in the world…
Michael Vick wants to be a Carolina Panther. Fine, whatever. Obama has [...]
Posts under ‘Renee Zellweger’
A Disaster of Biblical Celebrity Proportions
Harvard Hasty Pudding Doesn’t Quite Understand the Definition of the Word “Contribution”
Are the smart kids at Harvard just confused, or are they running out of nominees the way Lipton is running out of guests on Inside the Actor’s Studio (Christian Slater, really? I love Pump up the Volume as much as the next guy, but c’mon! What classic performances of his are they gonna [...]
Hit. The. Wall.
FOOB!
What is that?
It’s the opposite of BOOF!
So… not good?
Uh, no.
I know what you’re going to say…
Renee, I mean… what happened?
You know.
I don’t. I can’t conceive of it.
I was never doing THAT well.
Yeah, but still…
I know…
So. It has happened.
Don’t do this. Please, The Jay!
I have to. I must.
Say it.
You’ve hit [...]
My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog
Watch the video before you read on!
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My power is more powerful than your power.
My funny is funnier.
I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch
My whoa is better than your whoa.
L-I-V-I-N!
My manly is more manly than your manly.
My talent is funnsmartandgreat.
I’m already my prepping my next reality show.
My TV show is more confusing.
I’m hotter.
I’m more annoying.
Your Oscar speech isn’t [...]
Demi Moore’s Leeches and Other Bizarre Celebrity Beauty Regimen
Looking pretty in Hollywood isn’t hard to do. Every celebrity does the same things: eat right, exercise often, get their hair done by professionals, use make-up that matches, highlights and improves their skin, kill babies and suck their blood. It’s standard stuff. But STAYING pretty in Hollywood? Not an easy task. [...]
Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search
As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]
The Traveler Came As A Large And Moving Torg!
The Scene: The Jay’s Oscar Party
The Players: The Jay, Random Guests, Renee Zellweger’s BitchFace.
INT. THE JAY’S APT – OSCAR NIGHT
Red Carpet coverage of the 2008 Oscars is in full swing, and so is the party. Random pretty people mill about, drinking wine and dishing about celeb gossip.
“Did you hear Colin Firth ask if [...]
Happy Thanksgiving From The Jay!
Bangarang!
Checking In On Renee Zellweger’s Road To Bitchface Recovery
Yep, still got a ways to go.
THIS ARTICLE on Renee’s extensive pre-red carpet beauty regimen is a must read. It will make you shocked at the insane lengths celebrities will go to stay pretty. Let’s just say the word “sand blasting” is prominently involved, and leave it at that. My [...]
Honoring 9/11 TheJay.com Way: By Making Fun Of Celebrities!
Better words will come from better writers today, and as such, I will not attempt to editorialize on the impact of 9/11 nor its unending societal reach six years later. I am not a newsman or a pundit, I’m not a D.C. blogger nor a member of a political party. I lost no [...]
