Category Archives: Samuel L. Jackson

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

Honoring 9/11 Way: By Making Fun Of Celebrities!

Better words will come from better writers today, and as such, I will not attempt to editorialize on the impact of 9/11 nor its unending societal reach six years later. I am not a newsman or a pundit, I’m not … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Dane Cook, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Matt Damon, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise, Vince Vaughn | 1 Comment

Things Overheard on the Oscars Red Carpet, 2007

I really need to be hired as an official Oscar prognosticator by some reputable news source. I went eight for eight in the big races, and also nailed Best Documentary, Editing, Animated Feature, Cinematography, and Makeup. I’m especially proud of … Continue reading

Posted in 2007 Academy Awards, Ben Affleck, Eddie Murphy, Oscars, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

Anne Heche Still As Sane As Ever!

According to media reports, famed question mark-sexual crazy person / sometime actress, Anne Heche, has left Coley Lafoon, her husband of five years, and begun shacking up with her Men in Trees co-star James Tupper. Notice something: there’s a lot going on in that sentence. Continue reading

Posted in Anne Heche, Britney Spears, Celebrity, Eddie Murphy, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, Samuel L. Jackson, TomKat | 14 Comments

The 10 Most Unwatchable Actors In Hollywood

I’ve already documented the actor’s I’ll always pay money to see, as well as the ones I refuse to pay for, but I haven’t looked at unwatchable actors in a while. So here now is another edition of The 10 Most Unwatchable Actors In Hollywood. Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 11 Comments

Things Overheard: Picture This, Blockbuster Sucks & Steven Spielberg is 60

Birthday wishes go out to Steven Spielberg, my all-time favorite director, who celebrated his 60th birthday on Monday. He may not always make the coolest movies, or even the smartest movies, but his movies are always exceedingly watching, expertly made and laced with the type of magic seldom seen on-screen. In other words, he makes the best movies. Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Ben Affleck, Heroes, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, Picture This, Rocky Balboa, Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Things Overheard, Tom Cruise, TomKat | 10 Comments’s One Year-Old Birthday Blowout Extravaganza Spectacular!

Thank you everybody, for reading and supporting this tiny, sarcastic, uber-witty, ultra-insightful, totally relevant, exceedingly important, humble website. It is much appreciated. Continue reading

Posted in Anne Heche, Britney Spears, Fiona Apple, Keanu Reeves, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Vince Vaughn | 18 Comments