Sarah Jessica Parker gallops down the road with The Jay.
SJP: Where we goin’, Jay?
The Jay: We’re going for some ice cream, SJP. Would you like that? Would you like some ice cream?
SJP: Oh yes, I LOVE ice cream. Neeeeeeeeigh!
The Jay: … right.
SJP: What flavor you gonna get?
The Jay: [...]
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SJP And The Jay Go For A Very Important Walk
Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities
Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft of Caesar haircuts that lamed across America back in the 90’s, and so on [...]
Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses
So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno does when our fair city performs it’s occasional Tommy Lee Jones failed disaster flick [...]
You Can Take A Horse To Water, But You Can’t Make Her Dress Properly
FREEZE!!!
Why? Did I do something wrong?
What… What? WHAT is that?
Huh? Is there a bee on me?
… no. There’s a FUCKING BUSH on you!
Oh, that. Yeah, it’s my hat. Fab, right?
….
I wore it too piss off that cow, Catrall!
Yeah, but…
And my beard said it would [...]
Ferris Bueller and Carrie Bradshaw’s Night Off
Totally in love married couple, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, take an evening stroll down a New York city street.
Matthew Broderick: Dear, our dinner was positively delightful. The brioche was exquisite, the tampanade c’est magnifique, and I had what only can be described as a love affair with the ‘90 Chateau Haut-Brion.
Sarah Jessica [...]
