Category Archives: Scarlett Johansson

Other Things Tom Cruise Was Wrong About

It’s not often that a celebrity admits when they’re wrong. Scandals come and go, but count how many times you’ve actually heard Lindsay or Paris admit the wrongness of their actions or words. You can probably count the number on … Continue reading

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My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog

Watch the video before you read on! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ My power is more powerful than your power. My funny is funnier. I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch My whoa is better than your whoa. L-I-V-I-N! My manly is more manly than your … Continue reading

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katherine Heigl, Keanu Reeves, Lost, Matthew McConaughey, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise | 5 Comments

What $40,000 Gets You With Scarlett Johansson

International screen hottie and budding hack musician, Scarlet Johansson, recently put a date with herself up for auction on eBay. The sham affair is an effort to raise money for the OxFam charity. Some pathetic Britboy actually dropped $40,000 to … Continue reading

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Scarlett Johansson Thinks It’s Business Time

Oh yeah, that’s right baby. Girl, tonight we’re gonna do an interview. You know how I know baby? Cuz its The Today Show, and The Today Show is the show that we interview on. Regis & Kelly is the show … Continue reading

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Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie!

So we can dispense with that notion right now. Today, the LA Times posted an obnoxious, poorly-thought out piece on Box Office Sorority Sisters, claiming that with the moderate opening weekend success of 27 Dresses, Katherine Heigl had officially joined … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Film, Grey's Anatomy, Jennifer Aniston, Katherine Heigl, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson | 10 Comments

The 2007 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards

I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ’0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag … Continue reading

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“Ride it, Lick it, Snort it, F-ck it!” And Other Celebrity Mottos

I love me a good motto. I love mottos even better when I can steal them from pop culture. Whether it’s Nicolas Cage’s “B.A.D. – Balls Attitude Direction” from Kiss of Death, “A.A. – Attitude Adjustment” from Rad, or my … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Britney Spears, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Keanu Reeves, Keifer Sutherland, Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Morgan Freeman, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments