He ropes the tiniest calves.
I don’t get it, is this supposed to be serious? Is he trying out a Corey Feldman costume for Halloween? Is Transformers 2 suddenly a Western?
Shia LaBeouf is damaged, yo.
Bangarang!
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Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities
Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft of Caesar haircuts that lamed across America back in the 90’s, and so on [...]
Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses
So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno does when our fair city performs it’s occasional Tommy Lee Jones failed disaster flick [...]
Shia LaBeouf Is A Lying Liar From Liar Town
Shia LaBeouf promised us he was different.
He told us that he was lucky to have his career, to be working with legends like Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford. That he understood the privilege it is being a well-paid movie star. He swore up and down that he wouldn’t do anything to screw it [...]
Oh Shiiiiiiiia!
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!!
You make me feel like a car crash victim!
Bangarang!
