Category Archives: Shia LaBeouf

Urban Wee Cowboy

He ropes the tiniest calves. I don’t get it, is this supposed to be serious? Is he trying out a Corey Feldman costume for Halloween? Is Transformers 2 suddenly a Western? Shia LaBeouf is damaged, yo. Bangarang! [ forbidden | … Continue reading

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Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities

Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft … Continue reading

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Post-Earthquake Celebrity Facebook Statuses

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

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Shia LaBeouf Is A Lying Liar From Liar Town

Shia LaBeouf promised us he was different. He told us that he was lucky to have his career, to be working with legends like Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford. That he understood the privilege it is being a well-paid movie … Continue reading

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Oh Shiiiiiiiia!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!! You make me feel like a car crash victim! Bangarang! [ | you don't have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | | 403 forbidden ]

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