Category Archives: Steven Spielberg

The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade

This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Film, Harry Potter, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Garner, Keanu Reeves, Kirsten Dunst, Life and Times of The Jay, Matt Damon, Quentin Tarantino, Rachel McAdams, Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Vince Vaughn, Zach Braff | Leave a comment

My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog

Watch the video before you read on! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ My power is more powerful than your power. My funny is funnier. I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch My whoa is better than your whoa. L-I-V-I-N! My manly is more manly than your … Continue reading

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katherine Heigl, Keanu Reeves, Lost, Matthew McConaughey, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise | 5 Comments

Happy 61st Birthday, Steven Spielberg!

NOTE: I wrote this last year to celebrate the Bearded Master’s big time 60th, and am reposting it on it’s own with some fun updates to honor his 61st. To check out the original post, CLICK HERE Birthday wishes go … Continue reading

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Things I’d Rather Do Than Go See “P.S. I Love You”

I took one for the team on Friday and took a date to see Enchanted. And while I had no real problem with the movie other than the fact that it was for six year-old girls and not twenty-six year-old … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Film, Keri Russell, Life and Times of The Jay, Steven Spielberg, Vince Vaughn | 4 Comments

21 Birthday Wishes For Lindsay Lohan

Today, I, and the rest of the world, or at least the Hollywood tabloidista, will honor the birth of one of the entertainment industry’s biggest and best coked out, rehab-shucking, talent-eroding, knife-wielding, weight dropping, boytoy banging, crazy as hell Celebritards … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Celebrity, Dakota Fanning, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Peter Jackson, Rachel McAdams, Steven Spielberg | 2 Comments

I Blame It All On Bruce Willis: Confessions of a Movie Line Waiter

(NOTE: This column was originally written in 2002, to commemorate the release of Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones. In honor of the release of Live Free or Die Hard I am re-publishing it as a tribute … Continue reading

Posted in Bruce Willis, Film, Life and Times of The Jay, Star Wars, Steven Spielberg | 6 Comments

Celebrity Tax Deductions

In honor of the most hectic day of the year for crazy, on-the-VT-edge postal workers (too soon?), I dug through the garbage bins of the Beverly Hills branch of H & R Block and found a slew of Celebrity Tax … Continue reading

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Morgan Freeman, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, TomKat | 9 Comments