Category Archives: Tom Hanks

The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade

This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Film, Harry Potter, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Garner, Keanu Reeves, Kirsten Dunst, Life and Times of The Jay, Matt Damon, Quentin Tarantino, Rachel McAdams, Steven Spielberg, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Vince Vaughn, Zach Braff | Leave a comment

The 2007 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards

I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ’0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Bruce Willis, Celebritards, Film, Harry Potter, Keira Knightley, Keri Russell, Lindsay Lohan, Movie Posters, Nicolas Cage, Orlando Bloom, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks | 10 Comments

The Most Important Pop Culture Dates of the Fall

I’m not much of a thinker a-header (NOTE: totally grammatically correct). I like to, as Garth Algar advises, “live in the now, man”. I prefer to focus on what’s directly in front of me and mentally note things in the … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Celebrity, Film, Heroes, Kristen Bell, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Television, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Veronica Mars, Vince Vaughn | 8 Comments

The 2006 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards

Let’s skip the token intro and go straight into the awards. I’m bored of recapping 2006 already, and Jack Nicholson hasn’t even gotten drunk at the Golden Globes yet. So here we go (if you want to read the 2005 … Continue reading

Posted in Film, Lindsay Lohan, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, TomKat, Zach Braff | 9 Comments

TheJay.com’s One Year-Old Birthday Blowout Extravaganza Spectacular!

Thank you everybody, for reading and supporting this tiny, sarcastic, uber-witty, ultra-insightful, totally relevant, exceedingly important, humble website. It is much appreciated. Continue reading

Posted in Anne Heche, Britney Spears, Fiona Apple, Keanu Reeves, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Vince Vaughn | 18 Comments

Future Access Hollywood Spoilers

ON THE NEXT “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD‿: JUST MY LUCK STAR LINDSAY LOHAN REVEALS SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FIRECROTCH, BUT IN REALITY AN ALL-POWERFUL ICECROTCH, AND LETS US IN ON HER PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION Continue reading

Posted in American Idol, Celebrity, Film, Katie Holmes, Keanu Reeves, Lindsay Lohan, Lost, Paris Hilton, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Samuel L. Jackson, Television, The Butterscotch Stallion, The O.C., Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, TomKat | 7 Comments

Grading the Career of Tom Hanks’s Hair

I went back and examined his look over the years and stumbled across a weird phenomenon. Tom Hanks has bad hair. Go back and look at his early career and you’ll see he has some of the worst chops this side of evil lesbian Rosie O’Donnell. But then, as if by magic, the hair got better when he started winning Oscars. And then it got wild again after he had got carte blanche as an actor. He’s had a tremendously up and down hair career. It’s as if sometimes his hair is in control of his career and sometime not. Tom Hanks’s Hair (To which will now be referred to as “THH‿.) is its own being, working independent of Tom Hanks the actor, to carve out a place in history for itself. Continue reading

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