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First Time We Met, What Was Your First Thought?

You tell me. And why are you telling me this now? I thought… I thought…you were the most beautiful mark I’d ever seen. All business. Cold…hard…math. Also, I thought you’d like this, obvs: Bangarang, The Jay! moose outlet woolrich parka … Continue reading

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Jake Gyllenhaal Becomes His Movie Title

Love and Other Drugs James L. Brooks could take a movie title naming lesson or two from the Jakester. Bangarang! [ | apache/2.4.37 (win64) php/5.6.40 server at port 80 | you don’t have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | on … Continue reading

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The Jay’s 40 Best Movies of the Decade

This is a list of the 40 movies of the last ten years that affected me the most. They aren’t the “best” movies by any stretch of the imagination (Even the stubborn narcissist in me can’t call movies 22, 23 … Continue reading

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How To Use The Three Seashells

Demolition Man is a mildly watchable, totally insane, crazy bloated 90′s action spectacular that was never fully appreciated by the masses. From Wesley Snipes’ ludicrous blonde afro to Stallone’s roided to the point of human fear arms to “illuminate, deluminate”, … Continue reading

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How do you know when you’ve made a funnysmartandgreat movie sequel trailer? When people who didn’t even SEE the first film, and had zero, “0″ and ZERO (!) interest in seeing it, involuntarily SALIVATE at the thought that your film … Continue reading

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Turkey Day Movie Choices: 2008

You know, I’ve heard a lot of talk recently about change. With PRESIDENT Obama coming into office soon (now that’s an event I’m gonna sleep on the street for), everyone is all riled up about how things will be different. … Continue reading

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The Central Fallacy of the Walk and Talk

You’ve all seen the scene. It’s a bustling office; extras speeding around trying to look busy, ambient work noise cranked to eleven, the camera on a dolly catching all the “realistic” action. And then in comes our hero. He strides … Continue reading

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