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Fun With The Jumper Publicity Stills

In honor of Hayden Christensen’s latest attempt to convince us he’s actually a really really good actor (SPOILER ALERT: He fails.), and Rachel Bilson’s triumphant big screen debut (SPOILER ALERT: She’s hot.), here are some pics from their new movie Jumper, with a little TheJay.com love added to them. Enjoy!

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Your Lack Of Faith Disturbs Me

A little Lost-spoofage from my boys at Ravenstake to get you in the mood for the Lost Season 4 Premiere:

Vader is actually perfect as a villain for this show. He has a huge bad daddy complex, becomes less menacing as time goes on, can easily perform a one thousand yard stare, totally believes in [...]

What’s Giving Keira Knightley A Lemonface?

She’s the lead in a critically acclaimed new film coming out this week that’s generating her some serious Best Actress Oscar buzz, she starred in the fourth highest grossing movie of the year, she’s recently been named the new spokesperson for vaunted perfume company Chanel and she’s successfully swatted away the incessant tabloid reports that [...]

I Blame It All On Bruce Willis: Confessions of a Movie Line Waiter

(NOTE: This column was originally written in 2002, to commemorate the release of Star Wars Episode II – Attack of the Clones. In honor of the release of Live Free or Die Hard I am re-publishing it as a tribute to the man who started my love for waiting in line for movies. [...]

Star Wars Celebration IV: The Vader Project Pics

The bar none coolest thing at the Celebration was The Vader Project, and art exhibit based around a reimagining of the Darth Vader mask. Artists from around the world, and from all different genres, were given a basic black mask as their canvas and told to make it their own. This was the [...]

Star Wars Celebration IV: Pics From The Floor

Even if you avoided the panels, neglected the Laser Tag and Droid Race, and had exactly zero interest in walking the sellers floor, there were still greats sights to be seen and fun times to be had. The people watching levels at the Celebration was off the charts. Just standing in one place [...]

Star Wars Celebration IV: Signing Wall Pics

One of my favorite distractions at the Star Wars Celebration was the signing wall. It was essentially a hugemongous whie board with markers placed everywhere around it. Anyone could write a message to George Lucas, draw something cool, pay homage to Star Wars, bash the franchise, etc. Here are some pictures I [...]

The Force Is Strong With The Jay: A Star Wars Celebration IV Recap

My geekosity has been on the wane as of late. I hated Spider-Man 3, was bored by the Heroes season finale and I didn’t even bother seeing Grindhouse. I was truly starting to wonder if the next time I accidentally caught a bit of an Everybody Loves Raymond rerun on TBS, I would [...]