Category Archives: Life and Times of The Jay

Harper’s Globe: Episode 1 – “Fresh Start”

I’m gonna need you to get ahead and watch this video. IMMETES. In continuing my recent “you might not know this about The Jay” Tour, I wanted to tell you that when I’m not online skewering celebrities and on my … Continue reading

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Every Little Grape He Grows Is Magic

You may not know this by reading my blog, but I’m actually a wine enthusiast. And I don’t just mean I like to drink a glass of Blackstone or Charles Shaw on a Friday Night. I’ve studied wine, worked in … Continue reading

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The Brand New Look of TheJay.com

Yes, like the aging celebrity desperately hoping for one more ride on the Celebreality Rodeo, I have pulled a Paula and given a full nip, lift, tuck and roll to TheJay.com. We went from this: To this: It’s a cleaner, … Continue reading

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A Quick Conversation About Beyonce

The Jay: Can I tell you that I have been singing Beyonce’s “If I Were a Boy” for nine straight days? Audiebird: You may. And that is the ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE. The Jay: The video is all sorts of quite … Continue reading

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Get Effed 200Jay8!

Oh, 2008, you can’t fool me. Trying to throw me off the tracks with your Britney Spears Comebacks and your two Keanu Reeves movies, your RoDoJu ascension and your deliriously good Mad Men Season 2, your dismissal of Lindsay Lohan … Continue reading

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Yes MAN, You ARE Stealing My Look!

When Katie did it, I was fine. I let it go. Sometimes great minds think alike (that is, when they’re not stuck in mind prisons or hiding from their husbands in poorly attended Broadway shows). And besides, her theft of … Continue reading

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Happy Thanksgiving, Love The Jay!

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