Category Archives: Things Overheard

Things Overheard During Tori Spelling’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation

The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake meet with Tori Spelling to consider raising her per episode salary (owing to her vital importance, obvs). The Players: Producer 1, Producer 2, Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s Rack of … Continue reading

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Things Overheard During Shannen Doherty’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation

The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake consider bringing back the old cast. Realizing the amazing potential of a Brenda Walsh resurrection, they take their life in their hands and call up Shannen Doherty. The Players: … Continue reading

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Things Overheard on the Set of the New Sandra Bullock/Ryan Reynolds RomCom

Sandra Bullock, Former All-Time Girl Next Door and Current “Really Sandy, Another RomCom? REALLY?” Actress, and better-bearded abtor (actor with abs instead of chops), Ryan Reynolds, shoot a scene from their upcoming romantic comedy (natch), the sure to be middling … Continue reading

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Crash Davis Teaches Billy Crystal LaLoosh How To Get To The Show

Billy Crystal LaLoosh, a hard-joke throwing, wildly unfunny over the hill comedian with script choosing deficiences signs a ludicrous one-day contract with a Yankees minor league affiliate. Hank Steinbrenner, sensing “Throw Red Sox From the Train” potential, trades for Crash … Continue reading

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Things Overheard on the Oscars Red Carpet, 2008

Oh look, the Academy Awards are o-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wuh? Huh? What I miss? Did Daniel Day-Lewis drink a milkshake? Yikes, that was forgettable. It says a lot about the quality of the telecast when the best thing all night was the … Continue reading

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Clueless 2: The Blu-Ray Monet

TAI: Cher, do you think I’m still as pretty as we were in high school? CHER: No, you’re a full-on Blu-Ray Monet. TAI: What’s a Blu-Ray Monet? CHER: It’s like a really great 1080i digital picture, see? From far away, … Continue reading

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Ferris Bueller and Carrie Bradshaw’s Night Off

Totally in love married couple, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, take an evening stroll down a New York city street. Matthew Broderick: Dear, our dinner was positively delightful. The brioche was exquisite, the tampanade c’est magnifique, and I had … Continue reading

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