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Cage and Travolta Team Up For Really Ugly Face/Off Sequel
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It’s Not What It Looks Like!
OK, first off, let me just say this, so we can all be on the same page: I did not do this. Yes, it’s my symbol, and I do happen to be quite proud of it, but I did not burn it into the building. I’m not The Crow, I don’t need that [...]
The 2007 TheJay.com Year In Film Awards
I’m rip roaring and raring to go on ‘0JAY8 like La Lohan on an extended weekend in Capri, so before a Celebritard does something so dissgrossting that I have to break my Lost Girls ban and dip into my bag of fake whore words to describe their actions (”whoreititude” being my current favs), let’s start [...]
2007 on TheJay.com: A Year in Posts
JANUARY I started the year as I always do, with the Year In Film Awards. I mused about which actors were The Most Unwatchable. I kept my ears to the Celebritard ground and heard Things Overheard on the Golden Globes Red Carpet. My numbero uno celebrity crush broke my mighty heart by getting [...]
Ten “That’s What She Said!” Jokes About the New Get Smart Poster
In honor of The Office airing it’s last pre-strike episode last Thursday, I’m gonna drop some Michael Scott-style humor on the poster for Steve Carell’s latest attempt to apologize for Evan Almighty’s existence and fraudulence. But before I get started, let me just say that I like the poster a lot, the teaser trailer [...]
Rambo the Revolutionary? Umm….
OK Sly, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I know you think highly of Rambo, and need the film to succeed like your Rocky revival, but this might be a touch to much. I mean really, Che Guevara? That’s how highly you think of Rambo? Che Guevera was legendary freedom fighter [...]
Considering the Box Office Potential of The Bucket List Based Solely on the Poster
There are many proven scientific ways of determining a film’s box office potential. Star power, strength of schedule, cool title, total number of naked boobies, franchise potential, genre, the presence of a precocious boy who can see dead people, etc. My particular method of determining box office potential is rather simple: I look [...]
Veronica Mars and The Cheerleader Redeem The Lowly Emmy Awards
Yatta, indeed! That’s a shot of America’s favorite feisty, canceled teen detective repping her new gig on network TV’s best angsty comic action drama with America’s most recent pre-approved hottie; a moment caught on camera that probably caused a nation-wide pants-splooging by any hot-blooded male under 30. Yeah, something tells me Heroes is gonna be [...]
Good Luck Chuck Movie Poster Review (This Will Not Go Well For Dane Cook)
Let’s get two things straight, right off the bat. Dane Cook is not funny. I will no longer argue about this. It’s not like one of those maybe/maybe not debates like whether Lindsay’s boobs are fake or if Britney cheated on Justin with that Wade Robson d-bag or not. This is fact. [...]
