Category Archives: Music

The Inherent Confusingness of Fergie Ferg

In Santa Barbara, in a car with a Country music loving lady friend, my Risky Business sunglasses on blast and the windows rolled down like whoa, the radio set to Top 40 pop per my request (natch) (obvs). And this … Continue reading

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Every Little Grape He Grows Is Magic

You may not know this by reading my blog, but I’m actually a wine enthusiast. And I don’t just mean I like to drink a glass of Blackstone or Charles Shaw on a Friday Night. I’ve studied wine, worked in … Continue reading

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A Quick Kelly Clarkson Equation

Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You [Exclusive] Class dismissed. Bangarang! [ you don't have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | | apache/2.4.35 (win64) php/7.2.10 server at 188.165.193.163 port 80 | ]

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Her Morning Elegance, Your Morning Awesome

Remember when I promised to start sharing with you things that are awesome? PROMISE? FULFILLED! Put some eyes on the uh…may..ZING “Her Morning Elegance” video from Oren Lavie. I don’t know if it was done through Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer-style stop … Continue reading

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A Message From Britney Spears’ Abs

OMG, ya’ll, we are so hungry! We don’t even what happened. One day we were in hog heaven. Literal “hog” “heaven”, she used to feed us a whole pig once every Saturday (we called it “Hogurday”). And then the next … Continue reading

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I Will Now Sell Three Copies of the Mad Men Original Score

In the best piece of music news since Britney Spears went to the Circus, Mad Men, the absolute, no-questions-asked, don’t you DARE say “The Wire” is better cause NO, one day I will marry January Jones, kids named Glenn are … Continue reading

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A Quick Conversation About Beyonce

The Jay: Can I tell you that I have been singing Beyonce’s “If I Were a Boy” for nine straight days? Audiebird: You may. And that is the ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE. The Jay: The video is all sorts of quite … Continue reading

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