You may not know this by reading my blog, but I’m actually a wine enthusiast. And I don’t just mean I like to drink a glass of Blackstone or Charles Shaw on a Friday Night. I’ve studied wine, worked in the wine industry, spoken about wine at venues and large-scale events, traveled to [...]
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A Quick Kelly Clarkson Equation
Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone
Kelly Clarkson – My Life Would Suck Without You [Exclusive]
Class dismissed.
Bangarang!
Her Morning Elegance, Your Morning Awesome
Remember when I promised to start sharing with you things that are awesome?
PROMISE? FULFILLED!
Put some eyes on the uh…may..ZING “Her Morning Elegance” video from Oren Lavie. I don’t know if it was done through Peter Gabriel Sledgehammer-style stop motion, good old-fashioned movie trickery, or some generous sprinkles of fairy dust but Bangarang is [...]
A Message From Britney Spears’ Abs
OMG, ya’ll, we are so hungry!
We don’t even what happened. One day we were in hog heaven. Literal “hog” “heaven”, she used to feed us a whole pig once every Saturday (we called it “Hogurday”). And then the next day this green mulch was being dropped on us. We didn’t even [...]
I Will Now Sell Three Copies of the Mad Men Original Score
In the best piece of music news since Britney Spears went to the Circus, Mad Men, the absolute, no-questions-asked, don’t you DARE say “The Wire” is better cause NO, one day I will marry January Jones, kids named Glenn are not to be trusted, don’t EVER mess with Joan Halloway, BEST show on television, is [...]
A Quick Conversation About Beyonce
The Jay: Can I tell you that I have been singing Beyonce’s “If I Were a Boy” for nine straight days?
Audiebird: You may. And that is the ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE.
The Jay: The video is all sorts of quite excellent.
Audiebird: For TOTES.
The Jay: With the wet hair and the black and white? And, AND! Cop [...]
Happy Thanksgiving, Love The Jay!
Bangarang!
Things For Which The Jay Is Putting A Ring On It
After taking under advisement Beyo-err… Sasha Fierce’s sage advice that “if you like than you should have put a ring on it”, and worried that I might possibly have offended that which I hold quite dear by NOT putting a ring on it yet, even though I love it so, I would like to take [...]
Inside the Minds of the Justin and Jessica
/Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel arrive at a wedding
She’s Thinking: I said wear the burgundy tie. I’ll be in a burgundy dress, so we’d match. But no, he had to wear the gunmetal grey.
He’s Thinking: My look is sharp, yo! Tizzle tizzle!
She’s Thinking: I put highlights in my hair. [...]
Translating Britney Spears’ VMA Awards Acceptance Speeches
Did you SEE? Did you see how good our girlfriend DID? She looked fantastic! She was funny and fierce and on point! Charming a rapidly unfunny Jonah Hill, opening the show like a pro, winning three awards and looking like a thousand million bucks doing it; showing all the wannabes how [...]
