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Posts under ‘Picture This’
And Now For A Completely Uninteresting Picture of Ben Affleck
Ten Things Wider Than Teri Hatcher’s Spindly Grandma Gams
It’s a problem when the widest point of your entire leg is your knee. I’m not entirely sure how she uses those things as actual support devices. Can you get anorexia of the calf? Did her legs get infected with Benjamin Button syndrome? Cause they are EASILY 42 years older than [...]
Subtle Plastic Surgery? FAIL.
Audiebird: Are you sitting down?
The Jay: Yes.
Audiebird: http://www.dlisted.com/node/30086/images/90107A1_COX_N_B-GR_04.jpg
The Jay: I just threw up.
Audiebird: And since you’re sitting down, it probably went all over your lap. Unfortunate.
The Jay: All over my suit pants. Gonna have to LAUNDER that shit.
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Reese Witherspoon Has Some Competition For Her Man
WOOOHOOOO!!!
FUCKIN WOOOOOO, BAAAAAYBEEEEE!
I feel like such a MAN right now! Like I could wear socks with my sandals and nobody would give me shit. Cause if they did, I’d cut them with my man-sword. And I don’t even mean my penis this time!
I wonder if I can get this hat in beige?
Riding [...]
Cage and Travolta Team Up For Really Ugly Face/Off Sequel
My official sleeper hit of the summer!
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Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search
As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]
Fun With The Jumper Publicity Stills
In honor of Hayden Christensen’s latest attempt to convince us he’s actually a really really good actor (SPOILER ALERT: He fails.), and Rachel Bilson’s triumphant big screen debut (SPOILER ALERT: She’s hot.), here are some pics from their new movie Jumper, with a little TheJay.com love added to them. Enjoy!
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Clueless 2: The Blu-Ray Monet
TAI: Cher, do you think I’m still as pretty as we were in high school?
CHER: No, you’re a full-on Blu-Ray Monet.
TAI: What’s a Blu-Ray Monet?
CHER: It’s like a really great 1080i digital picture, see? From far away, or on a small YouTube window it’s OK, but up close, on Hi-Def, it’s a big old mess. [...]
Calculating Nicole Kidman’s Surprise Return To Hotness
One of the most distinct and profound moments of my adolescence was the week or so in late April of 1992 when the billboard above the 7/11 on Reseda and Devonshire had the poster of Far and Away emblazoned on it. My eleven year old mind couldn’t seem to process how ridiculously gorgeous Nicole [...]
2007 on TheJay.com: A Year in Posts
JANUARY
I started the year as I always do, with the Year In Film Awards. I mused about which actors were The Most Unwatchable. I kept my ears to the Celebritard ground and heard Things Overheard on the Golden Globes Red Carpet. My numbero uno celebrity crush broke my mighty heart by getting [...]
