Category Archives: Bad Celebrity Pictures

And Now For A Completely Uninteresting Picture of Ben Affleck

That is all. *H/T to the EVER vital US Weekly Hot Pics Bangarang! [ you don't have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | | | ]

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Ten Things Wider Than Teri Hatcher’s Spindly Grandma Gams

It’s a problem when the widest point of your entire leg is your knee. I’m not entirely sure how she uses those things as actual support devices. Can you get anorexia of the calf? Did her legs get infected with … Continue reading

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Subtle Plastic Surgery? FAIL.

Audiebird: Are you sitting down? The Jay: Yes. Audiebird: http://www.dlisted.com/node/30086/images/90107A1_COX_N_B-GR_04.jpg The Jay: I just threw up. Audiebird: And since you’re sitting down, it probably went all over your lap. Unfortunate. The Jay: All over my suit pants. Gonna have to … Continue reading

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Reese Witherspoon Has Some Competition For Her Man

WOOOHOOOO!!! FUCKIN WOOOOOO, BAAAAAYBEEEEE! I feel like such a MAN right now! Like I could wear socks with my sandals and nobody would give me shit. Cause if they did, I’d cut them with my man-sword. I wonder if I … Continue reading

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Cage and Travolta Team Up For Really Ugly Face/Off Sequel

My official sleeper hit of the summer! Bangarang! [ | | | forbidden ]

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Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search

As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid … Continue reading

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Clueless 2: The Blu-Ray Monet

TAI: Cher, do you think I’m still as pretty as we were in high school? CHER: No, you’re a full-on Blu-Ray Monet. TAI: What’s a Blu-Ray Monet? CHER: It’s like a really great 1080i digital picture, see? From far away, … Continue reading

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