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Posts under ‘Bad Celebrity Pictures’
And Now For A Completely Uninteresting Picture of Ben Affleck
Ten Things Wider Than Teri Hatcher’s Spindly Grandma Gams
It’s a problem when the widest point of your entire leg is your knee. I’m not entirely sure how she uses those things as actual support devices. Can you get anorexia of the calf? Did her legs get infected with Benjamin Button syndrome? Cause they are EASILY 42 years older than [...]
Subtle Plastic Surgery? FAIL.
Audiebird: Are you sitting down?
The Jay: Yes.
Audiebird: http://www.dlisted.com/node/30086/images/90107A1_COX_N_B-GR_04.jpg
The Jay: I just threw up.
Audiebird: And since you’re sitting down, it probably went all over your lap. Unfortunate.
The Jay: All over my suit pants. Gonna have to LAUNDER that shit.
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Reese Witherspoon Has Some Competition For Her Man
WOOOHOOOO!!!
FUCKIN WOOOOOO, BAAAAAYBEEEEE!
I feel like such a MAN right now! Like I could wear socks with my sandals and nobody would give me shit. Cause if they did, I’d cut them with my man-sword. And I don’t even mean my penis this time!
I wonder if I can get this hat in beige?
Riding [...]
Cage and Travolta Team Up For Really Ugly Face/Off Sequel
My official sleeper hit of the summer!
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Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search
As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid Model Citizen” into the Google Image search, it’s imperative I find just the right [...]
Clueless 2: The Blu-Ray Monet
TAI: Cher, do you think I’m still as pretty as we were in high school?
CHER: No, you’re a full-on Blu-Ray Monet.
TAI: What’s a Blu-Ray Monet?
CHER: It’s like a really great 1080i digital picture, see? From far away, or on a small YouTube window it’s OK, but up close, on Hi-Def, it’s a big old mess. [...]
What’s Giving Keira Knightley A Lemonface?
She’s the lead in a critically acclaimed new film coming out this week that’s generating her some serious Best Actress Oscar buzz, she starred in the fourth highest grossing movie of the year, she’s recently been named the new spokesperson for vaunted perfume company Chanel and she’s successfully swatted away the incessant tabloid reports that [...]
I’m Fabio, Bitch!
Let’s right, peoples! Me, the eternal Fabio, is here to take your women, anger your movie stars, and BLOW YOUR MINDS. I am old, craggy, a has-beens has-been, and I was the original male celebritard, but STILL I score with your tiny blonde hotties! Looks at the smiles on their faces. [...]
Checking In On Renee Zellweger’s Road To Bitchface Recovery
Yep, still got a ways to go.
THIS ARTICLE on Renee’s extensive pre-red carpet beauty regimen is a must read. It will make you shocked at the insane lengths celebrities will go to stay pretty. Let’s just say the word “sand blasting” is prominently involved, and leave it at that. My [...]
