Category Archives: Bad Celebrity Pictures

What’s Giving Keira Knightley A Lemonface?

She’s the lead in a critically acclaimed new film coming out this week that’s generating her some serious Best Actress Oscar buzz, she starred in the fourth highest grossing movie of the year, she’s recently been named the new spokesperson … Continue reading

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I’m Fabio, Bitch!

Let’s right, peoples! Me, the eternal Fabio, is here to take your women, anger your movie stars, and BLOW YOUR MINDS. I am old, craggy, a has-beens has-been, and I was the original male celebritard, but STILL I score with … Continue reading

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Checking In On Renee Zellweger’s Road To Bitchface Recovery

Yep, still got a ways to go. THIS ARTICLE on Renee’s extensive pre-red carpet beauty regimen is a must read. It will make you shocked at the insane lengths celebrities will go to stay pretty. Let’s just say the word … Continue reading

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Benicio Del Toro Likes To Look Pretty

Attacking Rick Baker in a make-up test for his new movie “The Wolfman”. Trying to look happy at the Things We Lost In The Fire Premiere. Standing next to Halle Berry does not help matters. Enjoying his screen time with … Continue reading

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A Yom Kippur Message From Mel Gibson

To Jews It May Concern: This is Mel Gibson wishing all my Hebrew brethren, the sugar-titted JAP’s and the fucking man Jews, an easy fast and an enriching day of reflection and atonement for all their sins (the war-starting, the … Continue reading

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The Celebritards Are Making It Too Easy…

Too many jokes… must keep humor dignity… must refrain from using the word “Punk’d” as a noun… must remember I am above easy meanness… think of the kids, Jay, THINK OF THE KIDS! Well, at least she’s smiling? (Look, I’m … Continue reading

Posted in Ashton Kutcher, Avril Lavigne, Bad Celebrity Pictures, Celebrity, Jude Law, Picture This, Renee Zellweger, Vince Vaughn | 1 Comment

Dirty Dancing 3: Scientology Nights

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